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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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reharmings:

i wonder how long it’ll take for you to realize i exist 

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beckett-luvs-her-goober:

You should treasure parents like this.

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smartgirlsattheparty:

faustus-syndrome:

Some art-quotes from Carol Rossetti 
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Some great stuff here :) 

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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

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paulwelsey:

Get to know me meme - [5/10] favorite male characters: Captain America.

I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.

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Skyeward + Matching Clothes
         ↳ requested by anonymous

(Source: -grantward)

skye week: day 1 - favourite scene
"Hail Hydra." (1x20)

i’ve always looked up to you and it’s not just because you’re taller than me.

(Source: adoringrain)

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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